The One And Only One Night Stand

Short Stories

Some men think all women are stupid 😕. This guy askes this girl over for dinner for the first time. But before he does he texts her and asks if she’s eaten yet. Although she’d had a small snack before the call, she still asked why. He said it was because he was just finishing up cooking and wanted her to come join him. So gets get sorta dolled up, reapplied her makeup and walked down to his apartment and up the stairs.

Red Flag #1
He says “I hope you don’t mind rice and beans” She thought to herself, are you serious and why are you still in your pajamas? Aren’t I good enough to even be dressed up for, or have a REAL meal created for? Sorta pissed she ate the effortlessly created meal he threw together.

They chatted a bit. She got know him a little more, still wondering why he couldn’t have slid on some jeans at least.

Red Flag #2.
Men have no respect for you, not even enough to change out of a pair of dingy pajama bottoms you caught him wearing yesterday at the local gas station 🙄.

Then he starts dropping hints that he wants to fuck her. He’s pretty good looking, don’t get me wrong, plus she had thought the same of him up until then. He hinted that she stay the night which she figured wouldn’t hurt. I mean he was hot 🔥. They proceeded to his bedroom which she was immediately disgusted that his bed wasn’t made. She thought, “come dude, don’t you know how to wine and dine? At least make a girl feel comfortable!” I mean you didn’t make any efforts at all to impress me 😠.” He hadn’t even made his bed. The sheets probably hadn’t even been washed!

Red Flag #3.

When they got undressed and started kissing, he headed south, and not south to please her, but instead to finger her until she was wet to which then he attempted to proceed without a condom! She said “Hold up, where’s the condom?” He pretended to play dumb

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